It doesn't matter if you can't dribble a basketball or if you suck at shooting goals. As long as you have a body like Candice Swanepoel or Kevin Levrone, you're fine.
(Actually, if you had a body like Kevin Levrone, I'd be a bit worried.)
2. Be sporty.
I lied. You do actually have to be sporty to some extent, or you'll embarrass yourself ALL. THE. TIME.
- Can't swim? You're screwed.
- Can't shoot? You're screwed.
- Can't run more than 5 metres without collapsing? Uh, you should get that checked out.
3. Act good-looking.
In my years at school, I have seen some monstrously ugly people in the popular group, but the funny thing is, they walk around like they're supermodels. Heads held high, flipping their hair everywhere, wearing makeup and fifty bracelets to school. As for guys, you keep catching them checking themselves out whenever they walk past anything slightly reflective.
The ugly guy: "Damn, I look good."
NO YOU DON'T!!!
4. Talk about stupid, unimportant things.
Girls, you are now only allowed to talk about
- Boys.
- Makeup.
- Clothes.
- How cute a dress/bag/boy is.
- How NOT cute your hair/face/butt looks today.
Girl 1: Omigosh, I'm so ugly!
Girl 2: OMG bubby, you're like, gorg! I'm the ugly one.
Girl 1: Aww babe! But that's tots not true. You're gorg!
Girl 2: No, you're gorg!
Girl 1: Noooo bub! You are!
Girl 2: Don't lie to me!
Girl 1: YOU'RE GORGEOUS OKAY??
Girl 2: SHUT UP! NO!
**screaming**
Boys, you can only talk about:
- Girls.
- Cars.
- The footy.
5. Shut down your brain.
You won't need it in this group, trust me. None of these kids use their heads like normal people. I mean, who needs good grades when you got SWAG?
Now please excuse me while I go vomit.