- Oh, I've heard of this place. Isn't like, where all the fruit stalls are? You know, to buy fruit. I mean come on, fruit isn't that exciting. What's the big deal?
- Hey, this is nice, actually. Look at that coffee shop! Man, those croissants look good! **checks price** ...never mind.
- Ooh! That stall sells Wonka Nerds for $1.50 each!
- AHAHAHAHAHHSUWWDH TOO MANY CHEAP LOLLIES AHAHAHAAHAHA
- I feel bloated.
- Whatever. My diet starts tomorrow anyway, right?
- Should I eat more or should I not...?
- SCREW THIS! #yolo #swag #whatdiet
- Wait, wait! I need to upload a photo of me eating this macaroon on Instagram.
- What do you mean, I'm having too many macaroons? I need to get a good photo!
- PASS ME THE MACAROON BOX!! YOU SHALL NOT DEPRIVE ME OF MY SIXTEENTH MACAROON!!!!
- AAAAAAARRGHHHHHFLBF
- Okay, fine. Have your stupid macaroons. I'll buy myself a jam doughnut.
- Make that four.
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First off, let me start with this:
I swear that I am not trying to offend anyone. Okay, now that I said that, I am free to announce that I probably will anyway. Here's how today sort of went. "What the (explicit language that could get me in trouble) !!!! I slammed my fist on the bench. This was the fourth day I'd been meaning to get new soccer socks, and I'd forgotten again. Last night, I literally made myself write - I will get my socks I will get my socks I will ge - before I started doodling. But come on, I almost wrote it THREE TIMES! |